Where's the bitch that bottled me?

ohgoditsafurry:

foervraengd:

Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…

Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

(Source: mensrightsactivist)

zirconiumpants:

princessaltair:

Yo kids hey okay tumblr couldn’t afford to stay up on its own chill

i understand that but if yahoo tries anything funny im gonna be angry as shit

I’m not happy about it either, but Yahoo-Tumblr is maybe better (we’ll see) than no Tumblr.

Yo kids hey okay tumblr couldn’t afford to stay up on its own chill

d3florate:

psychoprism:

yoloween:

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

(Source: the-yolocaust)

(Source: chibibuizel)

thebatmanchild replied to your post: i need to get up in 7 hours but i want to play…

im writing camille stupid fics in her ask. the last one i sent was about a little boy getting left in a store by his sister while she went out with her drop out boyfriend so they could make out and stuff and found him a couple hours later in a bar

what the ever-living fuck

i need to get up in 7 hours but i want to play video games right now

the struggle is real

bombursbelly:

sorrydean:

jo—harvelle:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want

• snapshot of drivers id
• ssn
• nudes
• drug dealer’s #
• password to my blog

nookling:

please don’t see me, please don’t see me, please don’t see me

fuck