Where's the bitch that bottled me?

(Source: margaretfapper)

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

And don’t kill him.

dragonagestuff:

templarsalad:

“Hawke finally touched my butt.”

dat description

“Aaaand here we go again.”

(Source: bioticarmitage)

youcallyourselfanord:

“You are over encumbered and cannot run.”

championgaelle:

Kvatch II

esexist:

i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos

Ezio Auditore you are truly a man after my own heart. 

(Source: theoddesthiiipy)

(Source: putamerdahermes)